Desperate Dudes

A few of my guy friends complain that women lead them on. They say the girl always answers his calls/texts/bbms him back but doesn't do much else, and he doesn't understand why their so-called relationship is at a standstill.

The girl is always responsive and flirty (in your mind) but when it comes down to it she's really not interested, especially if she's never the initiator. Where the line is really drawn is this: Is she willing to go on a date with you?

And I don't mean a "group" date. We're not 12 anymore. Is the girl actually willing to get dressed up and head out with you? If she keeps coming up with excuses then she's definitely not interested and you should quit while you're ahead. No one on earth is that busy. And trust me, if we want you we'll probably go out of our way to be available when u call.

Women don't play games anymore. We might recant when you do something stupid (often) but really, we don't have time for games. We live in the era of instant gratification. I want it now and I want it good. None of us have time to waste.

The truth is: Men are willingly led on. We're not "teases" and we're not leading you on; you just happen to have an overactive imagination. Men read too much into the smallest action and exaggerate it in their heads. Gentlemen, please stop being a bunch of whiny bitches, that's what women are for. If we wanted you back, you'd know it by now.

The most important factor one should consider when deciding if the girl is interested in you or not is easy as pie (not cake): Is the girl in your league?

Personally when a guy is so far out of my league (and by out of my league I mean worse looking, I have yet to find a better looking guy than me) it doesn't cross my mind that he is so disillusioned as to expect more than a friendship. Or think he can, in fact, receive more than a friendship. I thought everyone had mirrors at their house now.

Being interested in people that aren't realistically within reach is without a doubt the stupidest thing a man can engage in. Unless he has money or a particular special talent.

If you do have money or a talent make sure to flaunt it. And flaunt it well!! Make sure to mention how your family has a mansion in every European capital and how the chick can participate in "the good life". However, doing too much of this can backfire. It shows you lack a personality. Oh wait, women don't care about that. If you have enough money to buy us diamonds we're pretty much satisfied. You now need to master another form of satisfaction.

The talents you flaunt should be limited to sports and operating heavy machinery. If you happen to think that singing is a talent, please don't show it off. Women do not think that singing is masculine. Period.

You can't rely on just being nice to get a girl. It shows you can't fulfill her needs of being spontaneous, romantic, exciting, adventurous, etc. Nice is vanilla. I like throwing some chocolate chips in the mix. Maybe a brownie. You need to be the cherry on top to actually get the girl. Women don't settle for less anymore. Unless she's a hoe. Hoes settle for less all the time.