Self-Destruction

We are at an age of self-destruction. We don’t mean to do it, but we tend to do some fucked up things every once in a while, and those things are often self-induced. Some of us are too honest for our own good, some of us drink a little too much, and some of us resort to using their fists whenever a minor scuffle comes up. Needless to say, we all manage to mess up our lives somehow.

It’s hard to determine the fine line between having fun and self-destruction. Sure, we all enjoy our liquor, but when is it enough? Do the rules change when we’re drinking to forget? Do they change when we realize the guy chatting us up is ugly as fuck?

As a kid, Life was all about messing things up, but now that we’re out in the real world its like we’ve got to stop being reckless and start taking control. Apparently the mistakes don’t go away anymore. We’ve got to become (and I dare to use the dreaded word) “responsible”.

I guess we aren’t really invincible anymore out here in the real world.

I mean, I like smoking but I don’t like cancer.

The Comeback Kids!

Yes loyal and disgruntled readers, we are back! After a brief (okay really long) hiatus during which we were finding love, graduating, starting jobs and enjoying a few months of unemployment we have decided to return to our blog with full force. These past 8 months have been a period of unprecedented data collection for our blog. I can speak for myself (and I am sure my co-author will agree with me) that my perspective on life has changed over the course of the last year, although it might not be for the better.

Because of this the focus of our blog will shift slightly. While we will still explore the deep and complex world of gender relations (read: sex), we will do so with an aura of maturity (read: use words with more syllables). Our point of view has changed and this will be reflected in the blog posts from here on out. No longer will our posts sound like they come from young, irresponsible and carefree college students. From now on they will come from slightly less young (using the word "old" is a touchy subject, more on this in a later post), irresponsible and carefree working professionals. While the shift may be subtle to most of our readers, let me assure you, this is groundbreaking, a tectonic shift in the world of online literature if I may be so bold as to call it so.

I sense a pulitzer prize in our future. Get excited!